Bitches What Can Suck It: The Hall of Fame

I have what I like to call my list of bitches what can suck it. I know I should say "who" instead of "what." But I like it that way, and that's how I'm keeping it. It's my little way of embracing my little hillbilly town. Don't like that? Leave me a comment about it, and I'll add you to my next list of bitches what can can suck it.

The list changes pretty much daily, but there are some people who have earned a permanent spot on the list. Here goes:

• Sprint. Sprint is full of pigfuckers who can eat shit and die.
• Jared the Subway guy
• Giant raised trucks with foglights on the bumper
• Whoever created the chicken dance
• Pigs
• Broccoli farmers
• Bad parents
• People who "don't do" Walmart, and think that they're a better person than everyone who "does" Walmart. If you can afford not to "do" Walmart, good for you. Either stop looking down on me for loving Walmart, or write me a damn check every month so I can support small local businesses.
• Those fuckers that stole my snow shovel out of my yard last weekend. I swear to God, if I find you I will use that shovel to bury you.

Man, venting feels good. I hope I've gotten off to a good enough start on this blog.