I just totally wrote that last post so I could write "pounding wood like a 13-year-old boy on a snow day" and "suck it like a whore on trash day." That last one doesn't even mean anything. It just made me laugh when I thought of it. Must be the DayQuil.
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I was kind of wondering what "whore on a trash day" was supposed to mean.
You should have heard me giggling non-stop today at the two stupidest jokes ever.
"Why was the policeman standing in dog poop?"
He was on Dooty.
"Why did the little boy put ice up his nose?"
He was keeping his lunch cold.
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