Mike and I were at Best Buy tonight shopping for HDTVs. You'll never guess who was there, and my digicam's batteries were dead, so I can't show you the proof. I had to make a peeps, so while Mike and the salesguy were talking, I headed to the restroom. As I turned past the Geek Squad and headed past customer service to the potty, I saw her there in line. I did a seriously rude double-take when I realized who it was. I was staring straight at Cruella De Vil.
That's right.
Cruella. Fucking. De Vil.
This skinny older lady was in line. She looked wicked mean in the face. She had the crazy salt-and-pepper hair. And she was wearing a long fur coat with bare legs (I was more behind her than in front as I came at her from the side, so I don't know what was under it. Dear God, I hope she had something on). The strangest, and I think, the best, part of the outfit was the footwear. She was wearing slippers.
At that point, as I stopped and stared at her with my mouth hanging open, she turned at looked me right in the eye. At which point, I scooted to the bathroom before I could pee myself right there. By the time I came out, she was gone. If she was still there, I SO would have snuck a pic on my cell phone. Then I would have run away.
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